October 2009
9 posts
Swoon.
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do it I turned into a zombie. I expected him to say he would regrettably have to kill me and mourn my death. He said he would keep me as a pet. I love him more than ever. MLIA.
I want this to happen to me.
Today, I went to a restaurant, where a cute waiter took my order. I began doodling on the white paper table cover to pass the time waiting for my coffee. Leaving my drawing of a girl waiting patiently at a table behind, I went to use the bathroom. I came back to a drawing of a waiter serving the girl her a cup of coffee, with my own coffee next to it. I think I’m in love. MLIA
Graham Crackers and Kellogg prevent Masturbation.
“Graham crackers were originally conceived of as a health food as part of the Graham Diet, a regimen to suppress what he considered unhealthy carnal urges (i.e MASTURBATION), the source of many maladies according to Graham.Reverend Graham would often lecture about the adverse effects of masturbation, or “self-abuse” as he called it. One of his many theories was that one could curb one’s sexual appetite by eating bland foods. Another man who held this belief was Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, the inventor of the corn flakes cereal.”
