“The Supreme Court Justices have a pretty tough job, you know? Every day they have to interpret a document that’s over 200 years old, written by people who could have never anticipated the types of problems we face today. Are interactive, electrically generated images, shapes and sounds commercially exchanged between parties a protected form of speech? If you asked James Madison the question, you’d lose him at the word “electricity.” He’d then probably call you a witch.” - Joe Newman
A humorous and interesting article written by my humorous and interesting boyfriend. Please read.
“[After telling his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around.”—Kurt Vonnegut, Jr (via thelastsemester)